Funny jokes about dating a black guy
A: The one alive in the middle chewing it's way out. Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? " The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. He pulled a gun on me, robbed me, took all my money, my clothes, my car and then tied me up." The cop studied the guy for a moment, and then pulled down his pants and whipped out his dick. " Old Couple An old man and an old lady are getting ready for bed one night when all of a sudden the woman bursts out of the bathroom, flings open her robe and yells "Super Pussy! Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing! " Police Officer A police officer was patrolling the highway when he sees a guy tied up to a tree, crying. " The old man says "I'll have the soup." Three Girlfriends Your best friend has three girlfriends. All 3 wants to do something special so they set up some dates.
After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight! The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!
How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.